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Once Upon a Ring by Aaron Ledgers

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"Dear Cinderella: if a dream is a wish your heart makes, and a dream that you wish will come true... does being dragged kicking and screaming through a one-way portal to another world, AGAINST my WILL, mean I have a genuinely fucked up heart?"

Meet Katie Sanders: an extremely antisocial teen with a bizarre talent.

In our world, everything is supposed to be normal: that is the way things have been since the beginning of our eighteenth century. However, every once in a while, having a gift that stands out is all right. Unless it's something strange, like predicting the future... and that is precisely why Katie is an outcast. Oh, but wait: there's more! On top of dealing with high school bullies, her brother's vicious attitude problem, and her foster mother's alcohol-induced rages, she's been having an ongoing streak of recurring nightmares for about three months now about a great, big, burning... EYE.

Well, that's all dandy and grand, but normal people shouldn't have to worry, right?

You'd think so, but sadly, Kate isn't normal.

Low and behold, just like every OTHER Cinderella story in existence, her dreams really DO come true... but NOT in a good way!

Categories: Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson's The Hobbit, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: The Fellowship, Dwarf: Gimli son of Glóin, Dwarf: Glóin, Elf: Celeborn, Elf: Celebrian, Elf: Celebrimbor, Elf: Duilin, Elf: Galadriel/Artanis, Elf: Galdor of the Havens, Elf: Legolas Thranduilion, Elf: Thranduil, Gondorian: Boromir son of Denethor, Half-Elven: Arwen Undómiel, Half-Elven: Elrond, Hobbit: Baggins: Bilbo, Hobbit: Baggins: Frodo, Hobbit: Brandybuck: Merimac, Hobbit: Gamgee: Hamfast "the Gaffer", Hobbit: Gamgee: Samwise, Hobbit: Gollum/Sméagol, Hobbit: Took: Pippin (Thain), Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Other: Balrog of Moria, Other: Bill the Pony, Other: Gandalf/Mithrandir/Ólorin, Other: Gwaihir, Other: Huan the Hound, Other: Nazgûl/Black Riders/Ringwraiths, Other: Sauron/Annatar/the Dark Lord, Other: Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Angst, Coming of Age, Drama, Epic, Family, Friendship, General, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Thriller/Suspense, Tragedy
Places: None
Times: Multi-age
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 2. mild violence, 3. violence, 6. adult themes, 8. character death
Series: None
Chapters: 5    |    Word count: 24586    |    Read Count: 373
Completed: No    |    Updated: 10/14/15    |    Published: 09/25/15
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Finding the Way by Linda Hoyland

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Aragorn and Arwen are concerned abour Eldarion.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Gondorian: Eldarion, Gondorian: Faramir son of Denethor, Half-Elven: Arwen Undómiel, Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Original Male Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Childhood, Drama, Family, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Short story
Places: Gondor, Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2622    |    Read Count: 454
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 10/04/15    |    Published: 10/04/15
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Stirrups and Stitches by Linda Hoyland

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Arwen and Éowyn try to help a distressed young Princess.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Gondorian: Elphir, Gondorian: Faramir son of Denethor, Half-Elven: Arwen Undómiel, Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Original Female Character
Genres: Angst, Character study, Drama, Family, Friendship, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Short story
Places: Gondor, Gondor: Dol Amroth, Gondor: Ithilien
Times: 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: 6. adult themes
Series: None
Chapters: 2    |    Word count: 7687    |    Read Count: 170
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 09/23/15    |    Published: 09/17/15
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Improvisation by Ysilme

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A short vacation is saved by Erestor’s inventive mind.

Categories: The Books of J.R.R. Tolkien
Characters: Elf: Erestor, Elf: Glorfindel
Genres: Drabble or Drabble series, Humor
Places: Eriador
Times: 2-Second Age
Warnings: None
Series: Mathoms - Drabbles and Ficlets for many occasions
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 199    |    Read Count: 516
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 08/17/15    |    Published: 08/17/15
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The First Edition of Drabbles for the 100-Drabble Challenge by NirCele

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This collection includes: #19 - The Lion and the Mouse; #34 - A Book; #35 - Let's Play A Game; #45 - Valinor; #50 - First Word; #54 - Cold; #59 - Feuds; #62 - I Am Flying! All starring elves, whether they be adults or elflings! Also stars Elrohir and Elladan (as elflings!) Galadriel, and a kitten!

Categories: The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion
Characters: As a Group: Elves, Elf: Celeborn, Elf: Celebrian, Elf: Erestor, Elf: Galadriel/Artanis, Elf: Glorfindel, Elf: Lindir, Half-Elven: Arwen Undómiel, Half-Elven: Elladan, Half-Elven: Elrohir, Half-Elven: Elrond
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Childhood, Drabble or Drabble series, Drama, Family, Friendship, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Tragedy
Places: Lothlórien, Rivendell/Imladris, The Grey Havens/Mithlond, Undying Lands
Times: 3-Third Age, 3-Third Age: early, 3-Third Age: middle
Warnings: 2. mild violence
Series: Drabble Collections for the 100-Drabble Challenge
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1666    |    Read Count: 571
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 08/05/15    |    Published: 08/05/15
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What's for Dinner? by IgnobleBard

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Legolas teaches Lindir survival skills, sort of.

Categories: The Books of J.R.R. Tolkien
Characters: Elf: Legolas Thranduilion, Elf: Lindir
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance-slash
Places: Rivendell/Imladris
Times: None
Warnings: 5. mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1588    |    Read Count: 524
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 07/27/15    |    Published: 07/27/15
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Probably Ritual by Rhymer

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The tradition had survived for nearly two thousands years. It has evolved over time. (The goats were quietly dropped.) Sometimes it has almost been forgotten, then revived from a dim memory. Thain Peregrin started it. But what does it all mean?

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Hobbit: Brandybuck: Merry (Master), Hobbit: Took: Pippin (Thain), Original Male Character
Genres: Artwork: drawing, General, Humor
Places: The Shire
Times: 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2129    |    Read Count: 622
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 07/24/15    |    Published: 07/24/15
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Of Herbs and Small Bunnies by Rhymer

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"Tegoldir was saving the kingdoms of Men, when a tiny example of those people appeared at his elbow, sucking on a honeycomb." A junior assistant librarian of Rivendell, already sore beset by the classification challenges posed by Men, struggles to find stories that will entertain very small Heirs of Isildur over the years.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Original Male Character
Genres: Humor
Places: Rivendell/Imladris
Times: 3-Third Age: late, 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2445    |    Read Count: 451
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 07/24/15    |    Published: 07/24/15
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Wedding Bells Blues by Linda Hoyland, Raksha The Demon

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Aragorn prepares for his  Midsummer Marriage.

Co written with Raksha the Demon.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: The Fellowship, Gondorian: Faramir son of Denethor, Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider
Genres: Gapfiller, General, Humor, Romance-het, Short story
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 3-Third Age: Post-War of the Ring
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2398    |    Read Count: 505
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 06/21/15    |    Published: 06/21/15
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Imperfection by Linda Hoyland

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Gilraen is worried about Estel's strange behaviour.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Northern Dúnedain: Gilraen
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Coming of Age, Family, Fluff, General, Humor
Places: Rivendell/Imladris
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1116    |    Read Count: 442
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 06/11/15    |    Published: 06/11/15
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Little Elven Cloak by Shire Rose

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Elanor Gamgee sets off one morning to bring an ailing Grandma Cotton her elevenses, but are there wolves even in the Shire and will her Elven-made cloak be any protection... 

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Elf: Legolas Thranduilion, Hobbit: Gamgee: Elanor, Hobbit: Gamgee: Samwise
Genres: Friendship, Humor
Places: The Shire: Hobbiton
Times: 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: 2. mild violence
Series: Legends of Arda
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1882    |    Read Count: 530
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 05/29/15    |    Published: 05/29/15
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Disruption by Ysilme

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Elrond is not the only one who is disrupted by his visitor.

Categories: The Silmarillion
Characters: Elf: Galadriel/Artanis, Half-Elven: Elrond
Genres: General, Humor, Vignette
Places: Rivendell/Imladris
Times: 2-Second Age
Warnings: None
Series: Mathoms - Drabbles and Ficlets for many occasions
Chapters: 2    |    Word count: 475    |    Read Count: 1499
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 05/23/15    |    Published: 09/29/14
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A crack and the staff split asunder: Crackfic and General Wackiness by Huinare

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Anthologized cracked out stuff. My brain has no reverence for the Third Age.  (Or for anything.)

Anthology is rated based on most intensely rated story: individual story warnings come with each chapter.

Update, Mar 2015 - "The Day We Met Master Salizidûd

Categories: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Elf: Celebrimbor, Gondorian: Finduilas of Dol Amroth, Hobbit: Gollum/Sméagol, Other: Beorn, Other: Gandalf/Mithrandir/Ólorin, Other: Mouth of Sauron, Other: Saruman/Cúrunir/Sharkey, Other: Sauron/Annatar/the Dark Lord
Genres: Comedy, Crack fic, Humor
Places: Gondor, Gondor: Ithilien, Mordor, Rhudaur, Rohan: Isengard
Times: 3-Third Age
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 2. mild violence, 4. sexual content implied
Series: None
Chapters: 5    |    Word count: 4157    |    Read Count: 906
Completed: No    |    Updated: 04/05/15    |    Published: 04/01/12
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All in a days work by Nuredhel

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Elladan and Elrohir are excited, they have finally managed to persuade their Father into letting them try working as healers. But as they soon are to discover, being a healer isnt always that glorious, it can be...nasty...unpredictable...and hilarious!

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Half-Elven: Elladan, Half-Elven: Elrohir, Half-Elven: Elrond
Genres: Comedy, Family, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Parody
Places: Rivendell/Imladris
Times: 3-Third Age: middle
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 4. sexual content implied, 5. mild sexual content, 6. adult themes, 7. sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 8977    |    Read Count: 171
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 04/02/15    |    Published: 04/02/15
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Mice and lice are not nice by Nuredhel

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Thranduil gives in and buys his son some cute little mice...big mistake, BIG mistake...It is up to Radagast to put an end to the menace...

Legolas and some other elves are forced to stay in an inn with some dwarves when they suddenly find themselves sharing more than just a roof over their head.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: Dwarves, As a Group: Elves, Elf: Legolas Thranduilion, Elf: Thranduil, Other: Radagast the Brown/Aiwendil
Genres: Alternate Universe, Childhood, Comedy, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Places: Mirkwood/Eryn Lasgalen/Greenwood the Great
Times: 3-Third Age: middle
Warnings: 2. mild violence
Series: None
Chapters: 2    |    Word count: 8185    |    Read Count: 1839
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 04/02/15    |    Published: 04/02/15
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A New Hope by Dreamflower, Dana

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Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin meet a mysterious hobbit girl in the Old Forest, who rescues them from Old Man Willow. Who is she? (A parody co-written by Dreamflower and Dana as an April Fool's joke in 2008.)

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: The Travellers (Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin), Original Female Character, Other: Goldberry, Other: Old Man Willow, Other: Tom Bombadil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Humor, Parody
Places: The Old Forest
Times: 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2    |    Word count: 4496    |    Read Count: 1024
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 04/01/15    |    Published: 04/01/15
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Let It SNOW! by Nieriel Raina

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Spring in Imladris? Autumn in Eriador? Summer in Ithilien? What has this to do with Yule in Aglarond? And why is everyone naked and confessing?
Starring Glorfindel, Aragorn and Legolas. With appearances by Elrond, Erestor, and Gimli. Undying Friendship Series. Year 11 Fourth Age.

Categories: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion
Characters: Dwarf: Gimli son of Glóin, Elf: Erestor, Elf: Glorfindel, Elf: Legolas Thranduilion, Half-Elven: Elrond, Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider
Genres: Character study, Comedy, Friendship, General, Humor
Places: Rivendell/Imladris, Gondor: Ithilien, Rohan: Helm's Deep
Times: 3-Third Age, 4-Fourth Age, Multi-age
Warnings: None
Series: Undying Friendship Series
Chapters: 4    |    Word count: 12442    |    Read Count: 239
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 04/01/15    |    Published: 03/28/15
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The Lay of Strider by Larner

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Just think--had he come to Bree another way he might well have received a different name!

Categories: The Lord of the Rings, Challenge Stories
Characters: Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Original Female Character, Original Male Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Character study, Gapfiller, Humor, Poetry
Places: Eriador
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 287    |    Read Count: 591
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 03/24/15    |    Published: 03/24/15
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Frodo's A-maize-ing Garden by Dreamflower

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The Gaffer is not amused when Bilbo and Frodo want to grow a "furrin" food from Buckland. (Written for B2MeM 2015).

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Hobbit: Baggins: Bilbo, Hobbit: Baggins: Frodo, Hobbit: Gamgee: Hamfast "the Gaffer", Hobbit: Gamgee: Samwise
Genres: Drabble or Drabble series, Fluff, Friendship, Humor
Places: The Shire: Bag End
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: None
Series: 91. 2015 March Challenge: Back to Middle-earth Month
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1120    |    Read Count: 665
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 03/11/15    |    Published: 03/11/15
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Silver Bells by Nieriel Raina

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Undying Friendship Series. 2510 3rd Age. Falling snow, a warm fire and haunting memories. A grieving Elrond determines to skip the holiday festivities, not realizing how much he is needed, especially when it comes to his devastated sons. When a mysterious trunk is uncovered, the contents help return hope to the Lord of Imladris and his household.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Elf: Erestor, Elf: Glorfindel, Half-Elven: Arwen Undómiel, Half-Elven: Elladan, Half-Elven: Elrohir, Half-Elven: Elrond
Genres: Character study, Drama, Family, Humor, Short story
Places: Rivendell/Imladris
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 8. character death
Series: Undying Friendship Series
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 3068    |    Read Count: 174
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 03/04/15    |    Published: 03/04/15
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A Conspiracy of Comedy by Dreamflower

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After the retreat from Caradhras, Frodo is feeling down, and the Company tries to cheer him up.

Categories: Challenge Stories, The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: The Fellowship
Genres: Friendship, Humor
Places: Eregion/Hollin
Times: 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1553    |    Read Count: 677
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 02/23/15    |    Published: 02/23/15
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The Perils of Fame by Linda Hoyland

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Aragorn, Arwen and Faramir are upset when they discover some curious documents.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Gondorian: Faramir son of Denethor, Half-Elven: Arwen Undómiel, Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider
Genres: Humor, Romance-het, Satire, Short story
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: 5. mild sexual content
Series: 90. 2015 February Challenge: International Fanworks Day
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2544    |    Read Count: 194
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 02/20/15    |    Published: 02/20/15
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Seeking Introductions by Larner

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There is one celebrity in particular that Bilbo is most interested in meeting once he reaches the Undying Lands.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings, Challenge Stories
Characters: Half-Elven: Elrond, Hobbit: Baggins: Bilbo
Genres: Character study, Family, Fluff, Friendship, Gapfiller, Humor, Vignette
Places: Undying Lands
Times: 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: None
Series: 90. 2015 February Challenge: International Fanworks Day
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 512    |    Read Count: 677
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 02/18/15    |    Published: 02/18/15
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Contrasts in Character by Larner

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A short quatrain about how opinions can be changed by circumstances.

Categories: Challenge Stories, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Hobbit: Baggins: Bilbo
Genres: Character study, Gapfiller, Humor, Poetry
Places: The Shire
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: None
Series: 89. 2015 January Challenge: Potluck
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 35    |    Read Count: 499
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 02/18/15    |    Published: 02/18/15
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The Would-Be Mariner by Zdenka

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A young hobbit attempts to go to sea, with unfortunate results.

Categories: Challenge Stories, The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: Hobbits
Genres: General, Humor, Poetry
Places: The Grey Havens/Mithlond, The Shire
Times: 3-Third Age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 213    |    Read Count: 777
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 01/26/15    |    Published: 01/26/15
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