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Feature The Battle of the Kitchen by Raksha The Demon

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The peace of the early Fourth Age does not always extend below stairs, as Faramir finds out one evening in Emyn Arnen.

MEFA 2010 Nominee.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Gondorian: Faramir son of Denethor, Original Female Character, Original Male Character
Genres: Comedy, Drama, General
Places: Gondor: Ithilien
Times: 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1719    |    Read Count: 1541
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 06/11/10    |    Published: 06/11/10
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Feature The Silmarillion Gospel by Araloth the Random

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What happens when a group of clueless fangirls try to "translate" The Silmarillion into Biblical English? Utter chaos, of course!

Categories: The Silmarillion
Characters: As a Group: The Valar, As a Group: Elves, As a Group: Noldor, As a Group: Númenóreans, As a Group: Sindar, As a Group: Sons of Fëanor, Elf: Fëanor
Genres: Humor, Parody
Places: None
Times: 1-First Age
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 4. sexual content implied
Series: None
Chapters: 4    |    Word count: 3630    |    Read Count: 6398
Completed: No    |    Updated: 05/30/10    |    Published: 01/15/10
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Of Public Humiliation by SurgicalSteel

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A wedding takes place, and Serindë is asked to engage in activities which she finds humiliating.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Original Female Character, Original Male Character
Genres: Drama
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 4. sexual content implied
Series: The King's Surgeon
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2029    |    Read Count: 424
Completed: No    |    Updated: 02/15/10    |    Published: 02/15/10
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A Brief Holiday Reprieve by SurgicalSteel

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A brief lull in activities at the Houses of Healing in Minas Tirith on a holiday.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Original Female Character
Genres: Drama
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language
Series: The King's Surgeon
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1637    |    Read Count: 1464
Completed: No    |    Updated: 02/15/10    |    Published: 02/15/10
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Feature Promotion by SurgicalSteel

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Serindë meets with the new Warden of the Houses of Healing following her return from Umbar.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Original Female Character, Original Male Character
Genres: Drama
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language
Series: The King's Surgeon
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1839    |    Read Count: 437
Completed: No    |    Updated: 02/14/10    |    Published: 02/14/10
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Planning by SurgicalSteel

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 Plans are made for the attack on Umbar, and Aragorn realizes that he should leave Gondor in the near future. Parallels events in 'Grief and Revenge,' also archived here.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Original Female Character
Genres: Drama
Places: Gondor: Dol Amroth
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 2. mild violence
Series: The King's Surgeon
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2782    |    Read Count: 348
Completed: No    |    Updated: 01/28/10    |    Published: 01/28/10
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Grief and Revenge by SurgicalSteel

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Serindë recieves word that her father has died, and later goes off to provide medical support to a small force attacking Umbar.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Original Female Character, Original Male Character
Genres: Drama
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor, Umbar
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 3. violence, 6. adult themes
Series: The King's Surgeon
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 3935    |    Read Count: 509
Completed: No    |    Updated: 01/28/10    |    Published: 01/28/10
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Weed by SurgicalSteel

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Aragorn is thrown in the Minas Tirith gaol after a cultural misunderstanding.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Original Female Character, Original Male Character
Genres: Drama
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 6. adult themes
Series: The King's Surgeon
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2015    |    Read Count: 469
Completed: No    |    Updated: 01/28/10    |    Published: 01/28/10
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A Lesson in Operative Technique by SurgicalSteel

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Aragorn (in his guise as Thorongil) meets a young surgeon in Minas Tirith, and is taken to task for his perceived lack of skill.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Original Female Character
Genres: Drama
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 3. violence, 6. adult themes
Series: The King's Surgeon
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 3435    |    Read Count: 458
Completed: No    |    Updated: 01/27/10    |    Published: 01/27/10
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Butcher by SurgicalSteel

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Serindë makes a mistake with awful consequences for one of the Rangers of Ithilien.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Original Female Character, Original Male Character
Genres: Drama
Places: Gondor: Ithilien
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 3. violence, 6. adult themes
Series: The King's Surgeon
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2275    |    Read Count: 2403
Completed: No    |    Updated: 01/26/10    |    Published: 01/26/10
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Sorting by SurgicalSteel

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Serindë sees combat for the first time.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Original Female Character, Original Male Character
Genres: Drama
Places: Gondor: Ithilien
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 3. violence
Series: The King's Surgeon
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2322    |    Read Count: 279
Completed: No    |    Updated: 01/26/10    |    Published: 01/26/10
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Initiation by SurgicalSteel

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Serindë begins serving as a surgeon with the Rangers of Ithilien.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Original Female Character, Original Male Character
Genres: Drama
Places: Gondor: Ithilien
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language
Series: The King's Surgeon
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2106    |    Read Count: 355
Completed: No    |    Updated: 01/26/10    |    Published: 01/26/10
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Aids to Memory by SurgicalSteel

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Serindë helps Sardos try to learn enough anatomy to pass an important examination.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Original Female Character, Original Male Character
Genres: Humor
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 4. sexual content implied
Series: The King's Surgeon
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1845    |    Read Count: 340
Completed: No    |    Updated: 01/25/10    |    Published: 01/25/10
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The Incident in the Archives by SurgicalSteel

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 Serindë meets the future Steward of Gondor in an unusual manner.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Gondorian: Denethor, Steward of Gondor, Original Female Character, Original Male Character
Genres: Drama
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 4. sexual content implied
Series: The King's Surgeon
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2250    |    Read Count: 360
Completed: No    |    Updated: 01/25/10    |    Published: 01/25/10
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Claiming by SurgicalSteel

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 Serindë's father arrives at the Houses of Healing for the first time since her injury and makes arrangements for her future.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Original Female Character, Original Male Character
Genres: Drama
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language
Series: The King's Surgeon
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2033    |    Read Count: 333
Completed: No    |    Updated: 01/24/10    |    Published: 01/24/10
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Childish Squabbling by SurgicalSteel

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Two apprentice healers are chastised for arguing.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Original Female Character, Original Male Character
Genres: Childhood
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language
Series: The King's Surgeon
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2097    |    Read Count: 1385
Completed: No    |    Updated: 01/24/10    |    Published: 01/24/10
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