A silly retelling of the Silmarillion in the style of Dr. Seuss.
This is what happens when people encourage me to do silly things. Inspired by a comment left by with_rainfall on the B2MeM LiveJournal community. This may work better if you imagine all the characters as strange Dr. Seuss creatures.
When I first posted this, avanti_90 drew a delightful illustration.
With apologies to the Professor.
Table of Contents
Categories: The Silmarillion
Characters: As a Group: The Valar, Elf: Fëanor, Half-Elven: Eärendil the Mariner, Other: Morgoth/Melkor
Genres: Crack fic, General, Humor, Parody
Places: Beleriand, Undying Lands: Valinor
Times: 0-Pre-First Age, 1-First Age
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 453    |    Read Count: 944
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 03/31/14    |    Published: 03/31/14